This is True #1537: Mr. Big Stuff
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In a Pinch: It was clear the man was a bit flipped out: someone called the Putnam County (Ga.) Sheriff’s Office to report Jason Pinch, 47, was “beating on passing-by cars and screaming and hollering at them,” as Sheriff Howard Sill put it. Sill wasn’t at the scene, but summarized the report by his deputies. Pinch asked them if they were real, and “if he was at that time laying in his hammock at home.” Pinch’s ex-girlfriend said he had “basically gone nuts on [psychedelic] mushrooms.” He was arrested, charged with disorderly conduct, and released. Pinch was dressed in a “yellow onesie-style pajama outfit, meant to resemble a chicken,” Sill said, but deputies didn’t report an important detail. “Why the chicken suit,” he wonders. “That would have been the question I asked.” (RC/WSB Atlanta) ...To get to the other side.
