This is True 1510: Much Ado About Nothing

On the Rebound

Skewed: Karina Gasparova, an IT project manager at essDOCS in London, England, a paperless document processing company, had a problem with her boss, Aleksander Goulandris. It all came to a head when Gasparova filed a sexual harassment lawsuit. Among the deeds Gasparova pointed to: Goulandris putting “XX” on a work assignment in red, which obviously meant he was wanting to kiss her, and “????” in other spots, clearly meaning he was asking her for sex. It’s unclear what she thought “YY” meant, also used in the document. Worse, she claimed, he renamed a file to “AJG”, which obviously meant “A Jumbo Genital” — that she should be “ready to engage in sexual acts.” Another time, an exasperated Goulandris demanded to know when she would be done with a task, shouting “I need a date, date, date!” which, of course, meant